post pardumb

what are my expectations? this is deeper than you thought.

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not this but the previous statement.
i went to the zoo today. it was grand.

i had a life-changing dream once about my very own pet giraffe, we snuggled together and we had a bond unlike any other. i'll end the story there because the end of my dream is sad.

but at the zoo today, i saw a one month old baby giraffe, it was so awesome, i freaked out a little. cute lil thing.

i also laughed when i saw a cheetah licking its balls. he gave himself a boner. i laughed again, a little harder, when i overheard a child say "mom, look i can see its other little tail!"

sometimes i selfishly keep things like this to myself, but i decided to share today.

i hope i never forget moments like this. i vow to start writing these things down, selfishly, or unselfishly.

pretty much every time i go to the zoo i get sad for the poor animals. :(